The Dictionary of
Smaggily Words
Author’s note:
I am not saying these words don’t exist, simply that if they do, this is how I choose to use them.
So there.
This dictionary is ever-growing, so keep an eye out for new words!
Empracticate (Verb) - To envision being practical when in reality, you're an idle beggar.
Constopulation (Noun) [U] - A throng of confusion that overcomes one to such an extent, it's like the entire population of a country purposely trying to make you muddle-headed.
Smaggily (Adjective) Definitionless. A word that doesn't really have a meaning, but a feeling deep in the belly will indicate the right time to use it. Absolutely not a negative word, however, it can be used in negative sentences for comic relief.
Idondalonded (Verb) - to hit the ground at high rate of speed— completely inside out.
Zoinked (Verb) - To go from A to B like a gnat hyped up on disco music attached to a million hairdryers.
Schtoinked (Verb) - To take something from someone so quickly, they forget who they are for a sec.
Fphna (Onomatopoeia) - To make a sound like a bald-headed man sneezing into a trumpet.
Saah (Interjection) – An exclamation you make when you hurt yourself whist thinking about the letter S.
Pythagoras’ Luncheon Gumption (Noun Phrase) - Having the courage to uphold the sacred geometry of cutlery during lunch.
Splodgenious (Adjective) – WORD UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Cantabulation (Noun) – The methodical documenting of useless information because you lack common sense.
Cantabulate (Verb) – See Cantabulation.
Discantabulation (Noun) – The ignorance of useful information out of sheer pig-headedness.
Discantabulate (Verb) – See Discantabulation.
Schmoozy (Adjective) – A feeling of being so cozy and comfortable, you could hug a cow.
Schwoozy (Adjective) – When you laugh so much you feel the need to start spinning around backwards.
Flimgle (Verb) - The little wiggle you do when standing on something flimsy.
Humeracy (Noun) [U] - Calculated humor between best friends that multiplies irritation in others.
Humerical (Adjective) - See Humeracy.
Lyxoyxoy (Noun) [U] - (Pronounced Lih-shoy-shoy) A sudden bout of dizziness that arises, seemingly for no reason.
Cemiphyicefecemimimuey (Noun) [U] - The feeling you get halfway through reading a difficult word you thought you could pronounce, but actually can't.
Escifricious (Noun) – The delicious feeling of freedom when you finally leave a party you were forced to attend but didn’t want to go to.
Fushh! (Imperative) – What you say to a fusspot when you want them to shut up.
Gasonophobia (Noun) – The fear of constantly thinking you’ve left the gas on at home.
Fustistis (Noun) – The annoyance felt after the body has already begun its upwards ascent following a failed retrieval of an object on the floor.
Moo-ism (Noun) – An affliction that compels a person to inexplicably start mooing like a cow.
Isofusion (Noun) – The blinking stare of bewilderment a group of people experience at the same time for the same reason.
Schonniker (Noun) – An uppercut to one’s hooter.
Schnootitty (Adjective) – Acting posh when in reality, you are broke.
Wongle (Noun) - When your brain gets all knotted up with several things you were thinking about at once, which have combined to make a stream of thought that's so incomprehensible, it leaves you open mouthed, looking brain dead.
Topakopfia (Noun) - A peculiar syndrome where the person afflicted is compelled to place objects on the head of a person within arms-reach.
Dutie (Noun) - like a responsibility, but it makes the person feel more important. A slightly snobbish word used to make one sound more important than they actually are. Its misspelling is purposely constructed to annoy smartalecs who will think it's a typo.
Blowy Wind of Dutie Force (Noun Phrase) - When someone waxes lyrical about nonsense to make themselves sound more important than they are. Often against other people's will.
Elatranslucent (Adjective) - When someone pretends they're invisible but in reality, everybody can clearly see them.
Pantel (Noun) - pronounced (Pan-Tel-i) - An arrogant know-it-all who gets satisfaction from correcting others.
Effisophical (Adjective) - The mistaken belief that thinking about putting effort into something actually equates to putting the effort in.
Otherwayism (Noun) - When you are convinced you knew the open end if the garbage bag was this side all along. Even though you tried the other way first.
Stoingled (Verb, Adjective) - When an idea leaps into you mind so quickly, you have to move back a couple of steps just to comprehend it.
Erub (Verb) – To blush, go red, be embarrassed.
Erubemit (Verb, Noun) – When you blush so hard, everyone around you feels it.
Pacerubemit (Verb) – A blush so intense, you pass it on to people nearby.
Smirkerubemit (Verb, Noun) – The act of enjoying another person’s intense embarrassment.