Empracticate (Verb) - To envision being practical when in reality, you're an idle beggar.
 

Constopulation (Noun) - A throng of confusion that overcomes one to such an extent, it's like the entire population of a country purposely trying to make you muddle-headed.
 

Smaggily (Adjective) Definitionless. A word that doesn't really have a meaning, but a feeling deep in the belly will indicate the right time to use it. Absolutely not a negative word, however, it can be used in negative sentences for comic relief.
 

Idondalonded (Adjective) - to hit the ground at high rate of speed— completely inside out.
 

Zoinked (Verb) - To go from A to B like a gnat hyped up on disco music attached to a million hairdryers.
 

Schtoinked (Verb) - To take something from someone so quickly, they forget who they are for a sec.
 

Fphna (Onomatopoeia) - To make a sound like a bald-headed man sneezing into a trumpet.

 

Saah (Interjection) – An exclamation you make when you hurt yourself whist thinking about the letter S.

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Pythagoras’ Luncheon Gumption (Noun Phrase) - Having the courage to uphold the sacred geometry of cutlery during lunch.

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Splodgenious (Adjective) – Ill-tempered and sticky due to high humidity.

 

Cantabulate (Verb) – To methodically document useless information because you lack common sense.

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Discantabulate (Verb) – To ignore useful information out of sheer pig-headedness.